Harley wanted an update. 

She’s alive.

Here is an update on behalf of Harley.

wtfisadoitsu:

derflammenwerfer:

wtfisadoitsu:

derflammenwerfer:

wtfisadoitsu:

derflammenwerfer:

Who is this man.

Why does his smile mock me.

Let me just tell you now that it is not a betrayal to your beliefs to have an unnatural fondness for this man because you will have such a thing in the future.

Nein. I cannot trust a man hairier than myself.

This man is the future savior of the German people. I do not think you quite understand.

And I do not think you understand. I would never allow the German ‘saviour,’ as you claim, to be brunette, wear ridiculous glasses, or make such obscure gestures.

This man is ridiculous. Such unruly hair.

He isn’t even wearing a shirt.

…Let me make a long story short. Events happen to divide the German people, and this is the man who reunites them. Whatever you make of him, this is the story that’s told of him.

That is not a bad thing. That is very far from a bad thing.

I find it very hard to believe this ridiculous looking man could do anything to unite the German people. We are strong. There is no such reason for any half naked men to reunited what is already united.

wtfisadoitsu:

derflammenwerfer:

wtfisadoitsu:

derflammenwerfer:

Who is this man.

Why does his smile mock me.

Let me just tell you now that it is not a betrayal to your beliefs to have an unnatural fondness for this man because you will have such a thing in the future.

Nein. I cannot trust a man hairier than myself.

This man is the future savior of the German people. I do not think you quite understand.

And I do not think you understand. I would never allow the German ‘saviour,’ as you claim, to be brunette, wear ridiculous glasses, or make such obscure gestures.

This man is ridiculous. Such unruly hair.

He isn’t even wearing a shirt.

wtfisadoitsu:

derflammenwerfer:

Who is this man.

Why does his smile mock me.

Let me just tell you now that it is not a betrayal to your beliefs to have an unnatural fondness for this man because you will have such a thing in the future.

Nein. I cannot trust a man hairier than myself.

Who is this man.

Why does his smile mock me.

… 

Gilbert is right. I don’t do anything. I am a failure. So much so, I have momentarily forgotten how to tie my shoes. 

HELLO, PRUSSICACID / SVEN HERE.

I HAVE TAKEN HARLEY’S ACCOUNTS HOSTAGE UNTIL SHE GETS HER WORK DONE.

LIKE LUDWIG, SHE PREFERS TO SHOVE PEOPLE OVER RATHER THAN COMPLETE HER ASSIGNMENTS.

…

That was terrible.

Oh, I—

…don’t think this is appropriate conversation. 

Though, you are right, men of my kind are rather rare.

..Hm, as much as that does sounds appealing, I find it hard to believe you. One couldn’t have so much to offer, I’m not a fool.

Though… I will accept your compliments.

prussicacid:

derflammenwerfer:

prussicacid:

Flaw: You don’t even know your own fucking intentions.

Really, no wonder this is going to shit.

…I just told you the reason, will you get off my case for one damn day?

That can’t be considered a flaw.

Then you’re messing up our image. I wonder why Goebbels doesn’t hate you yet. You’re just going to make more people hate us, because they think we’ll invade.

Fine. Perhaps I won’t speak.

That will certainly cut down your complaints by at least half. 

prussicacid:

derflammenwerfer:

prussicacid replied to your post: 

We don’t want all of Europe. There are shitty parts you know.

I’m aware. The statement was meant to deter them, Bruder.

Flaw: You don’t even know your own fucking intentions.
Really, no wonder this is going to shit.

…I just told you the reason, will you get off my case for one damn day?

That can’t be considered a flaw.

prussicacid replied to your post: 

We don’t want all of Europe. There are shitty parts you know.

I’m aware. The statement was meant to deter them, Bruder.